'Don't pet me' © Dog H-Harness

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Meet the everyday dog collar that clicks on with one hand and stays secure. Adjustable for a perfect fit (great for growing puppies) and available in the same designs to match your message lead and harness. Soft, durable, and made for real-life walks—easy on, easy off, all-day comfy.

Let your dog strut in style while maintaining their personal space! Our 'Don't Pet Me' harness combines fashion and function, ensuring your four-legged friend can confidently turn heads without unwanted attention from admirers. Give your dog the respect they deserve while keeping them safe and comfortable. Don't miss out on this unique and essential harness!

Features:

🐾 'Don't pet me' Text: Respectfully communicates your dog's need for personal space and indication to not pet

🐾 H Shaped Harness: Research-backed best Harness shape for your dog's mobility health. Doesn't impede shoulder movement.

🐾 Fade-Resistant Design: High-quality printed design remains vibrant even with regular use and washing

🐾 Machine Washable Harness: Easy to clean, simply toss in the washing machine at 30 degrees Celsius for hassle-free maintenance

🐾 Three Size Options: Choose from 1.5cm, 2cm or 2.5cm thickness to best suit your dog's size and strength

🐾 Durable Nylon Material: Crafted with strong and long-lasting nylon with a strength of 4500N, providing reliability and comfort for a long time

🐾 Dual Attachment Points: Our harness features two rings for leash attachment. The front ring helps to prevent pulling while the top ring provides additional control. This design promotes your dog's comfort and safety, as it distributes pressure evenly and does not affect their shoulders. You can use both together or individually.

Enhance your dog walking experience while promoting a respectful environment with our 'Don't Pet Me' nylon dog harness. Ideal for dedicated pet owners who prioritise their dog's personal space and well-being.

Harness Sizes

S
Neck

23.9 - 37.8 cm (9.4 - 14.9 in)
Chest

32.0 - 52.8 cm (12.6 - 20.8 in)
Width

1.5 cm
M
Neck

31.0 - 49.8 cm (12.2 - 19.6 in)
Chest

41.9 - 68.8 cm (16.5 - 27.1 in)
Width

2 cm
L
Neck

39.9 - 66.8 cm (15.7 - 26.3 in)
Chest

62.0 - 106.9 cm (24.4 - 42.1 in)
Width

2.5 cm

*Tip: Measure with a string and then compare with a ruler.

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Returns & Exchanges

Pick the right size with our Size Chart to avoid exchanges and help protect the environment.
A fee applies for returns and exchanges.
Use the provided return label only. The fee will be automatically deducted from your refund.
UK return/exchange fee: £6,95

To ensure your Luluwags product remains in top condition, follow these simple care instructions:

Temperature Limit: Wash at a maximum temperature of 30°C. This helps in maintaining the integrity and color of the fabric.
Keep your leash's carabiner clean from dirt and sand, and periodically lubricate with a WD-40 type oil for optimal performance.
Protective Bag Washing: For machine washing, always place your leash inside a protective bag. This prevents any snagging or damage during the wash cycle.
Hand Washing Preferred: To best preserve the quality of your leash, we recommend hand washing it with cold water. This gentle approach keeps your leash looking new for longer.
Gentle Detergents Only: Use only mild detergents that are gentle on fabrics. Harsh chemicals can damage the unique messaging and material of your leash.
Do Not Tumble Dry: Avoid using a tumble dryer. Air drying your leash is the best way to protect its material and design.
Separate Colors: Wash your leash separately to prevent color transfer. This is especially important for leashes with vibrant colors or unique designs.

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'Don't pet me' © Dog H-Harness

£31.00 GBP

H-shaped design for mobility — what it means for your dog
Our H-shaped harness sits clear of the shoulder blades so your dog can take a full, natural stride. No bulky panels across the front, no straps cutting into the soft tissue—just easy movement for trotting, turning, climbing stairs and zoomies.
- Free shoulders, fuller stride: the forelegs can reach and rotate without a strap blocking the scapula.
- Even pressure, less strain: load spreads across the chest and ribcage (not the neck), keeping walks comfy—even when your dog gets excited.
- Stays put, doesn’t twist: the H layout keeps the harness stable so it won’t slide into the armpits or rub when you clip to the front or top ring.
- Comfy for all ages: adjustable points create a close, secure fit without pinching—great for growing pups and senior dogs alike.
- Kind on skin and coat: low-profile edges and smooth webbing help reduce rub spots behind the legs and over the sternum.
- Made for real life: works for a wide range of shapes (from sighthounds to stocky breeds), layers neatly under a raincoat, and pairs perfectly with your Luluwags message lead.
Result: a harness that supports healthy movement first—so you get calmer, happier, more comfortable walkies.
Comfy and no-pull.

Clear message/warning collars, one-hand quick-release for speedy getaways, an adjustable fit that grows with your pup, and soft, coated nylon that shrugs off mud and goes in the wash at 30 °C. Finish the look with matching Luluwags lead and harness.
Three sizes
- S
  Neck: 23.9 - 37.8 cm (9.4 - 14.9 in)
  Chest: 32.0 - 52.8 cm (12.6 - 20.8 in)
  Width: 1.5 cm
- M
  Neck: 31.0 - 49.8 cm (12.2 - 19.6 in)
  Chest: 41.9 - 68.8 cm (16.5 - 27.1 in)
  Width: 2 cm
- L
  Neck: 39.9 - 66.8 cm (15.7 - 26.3 in)
  Chest: 62.0 - 106.9 cm (24.4 - 42.1 in)
  Width: 2.5 cm
  
  *Tip: measure your dog with a string and then compare it with a ruler.

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See why pups (and their mom & dads) are totally obsessed.

The leads look good—but the reviews? Even better.

Don't approach me Lead for my Shih-Tzu

Got a Luluwags lead and honestly it's pretty cool. The warning for my reactive shih-tzu and the adjustable hands-free on it are a great touch. It’s sturdy and comfortable. Worth a look if you want to steer people away from your dog.

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My favourite lead!

It's the lead I use the most! I have a spaniel puppy that attracts *a lot* of attention in public, and as I've come to find, many strangers asume my dog is public property and have the right to interact with him without permission. It's a very frustrating experience, as it has a serious impact on our neutrality training. When he is wearing his lead with "I'm in training, give me space", a good proportion of these people seem to get the message, so I'm really content it helps us educate the others on the proper dog etiquette. Even if my pup is friendly, I'll be seriously considering buying the "Don't approach me, please" lead in the future as well.

The quality and sturdiness is also the best of all of our leads, so I warmly recommended it to other dog owners!

'I'm friendly, ask to pet' © Dog Lead

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Beautiful Leads Great for Training

Beautiful leads which are great for training! I love double ended leads anyway, as a dog trainer, I find they are the best one to use for training. These designs are great, especially when I work with a lot of reactive dogs, and people will either come up or let them come up to the dog I am working with. Hoping this keeps deterring people and them letting their dogs come up without asking! Thank you :)
Sabrina at Floppy Ear Club Dog Training

'I'm training, give me space.' © Dog Lead

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Good experience using our lead out and about

We've tried out our new leash a couple of times now and have really enjoyed it. The leash is very high quality and the design is versatile, it's great to be able to adjust the length. We started using it in crowded environments with lots of people around and already found that people notice the message and take a moment before approaching us, which is exactly what we want. Also, really friendly customer service and good experience overall. :) - Sebastian

'I'm beautiful, but don't pet me' © Dog Lead

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